"Don't you call me an 'academic'! Don't you know who I am? I'm the Chairman of the Fed, B-TCH! I do know what's going on! I'll show you, Cramer ... I'll open the discount window WIDE ... Open it and throw you out!" (A hypothetical response by Ben S. Bernanke to Jim Cramer's name-calling, teary-eyed tirade/plea for the Fed to cut interest rates)